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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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