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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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