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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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