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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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