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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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