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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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