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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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