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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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