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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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