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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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