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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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