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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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