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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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