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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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