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Pet death
My
aunt
Jemima
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Simba
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
a pufferfish 🐡
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