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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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