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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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