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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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