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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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