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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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