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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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