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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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