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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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