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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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