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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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