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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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