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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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