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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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