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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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