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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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