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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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