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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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