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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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