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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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