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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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