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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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