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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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