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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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