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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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