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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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