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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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