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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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