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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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