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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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