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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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