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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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