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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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