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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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