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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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