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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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