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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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