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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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