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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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