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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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