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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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