Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.