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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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