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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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