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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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