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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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