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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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