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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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