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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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