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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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