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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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