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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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