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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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