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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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