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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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