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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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