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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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