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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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