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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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