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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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